"Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" i asked
"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box" she shaid.
"Do you have any other firearms?"
"A 9mm Glock in the center console."
"Is that all?"
"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted
I smiled. "What are you so afraid of?"
Looking me right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."
submitted by Patrick Irick from Washington, read by me in the March issue of Reader's Digest
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