Fat Tuesday giggles...

A while back, I made a traffic stop on an elderly woman.  As she looked for her driver's license, I noticed her conceal-carry permit.
"Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" i asked
"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box" she shaid.
"Do you have any other firearms?"
"A 9mm Glock in the center console."
"Is that all?"
"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted
I smiled. "What are you so afraid of?"
Looking me right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."

submitted by Patrick Irick from Washington, read by me in the March issue of Reader's Digest

Happy Fat Tuesday everyone!!!