Magic in 5

If you like magic, Dutch magic then watch this.

Modern Day Fairy Tale

Good morning! Our terrible weather woes continue. Rain, fog, mist, and humidity of course. It's starting to feel like I'm living in London.

This is my LOL moment

Einstein the Greatest

I must have seen this video close to 30 times and it still makes my cheeks hurt afterwards. I had 3 parakeets as pets when I was younger and they brought me tremendous joy. Einstein though is a whole other level and although she is no longer with us (Einstein passed away a few years ago) this video is going to bring joy and laughter forever! Enjoy!!!

 

Anger Management

Thursday Giggles

Jon Stewart is the smartest man on television.  It's sad to say but i get a lot of my news from his show as opposed to the real news. This is his most memorable outburst directed at Donald Trump for eating his pizza with a fork!!! that's right with a fork!!! originally aired June 1, 2011

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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Friday Giggles

My favorite app to read on the train to and from work would have to be FML.  Sometimes i wonder if the things people write actually happened and if it did boy do i feel bad for them. But the following stories plain and simple made me LAUGH OUT LOUD

"Today, I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society.  Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet.  To change it, they needed the cat's signature.

-10/5/2009 APetsPet Florida, US

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A cop stops a drunk late at night and asks where he's going.
"I'm going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," slurs the drunk.
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at one in the morning?"
"My wife."
-as read by me in the Reader's Digest submitted by Alfred Mansoor from Santa Rosa, California
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Dry Retriever??

Brooklyn is growing up really fast and she is now a year and 2 months.  Her wild bursts of energy are a little more mild, she still gets really excited just about anything and wants attention all the time.  But she is also becoming more independent, going to her bed to sleep and rest during the day without the need to follow us around all day.

My dad emailed me this clip and i think it's so cute.  Can't wait for summer when we can take Brooklyn to the doggie area of the beach!  Here she is last summer at about 6 months.

LMFAO would be proud!

My absolute favorite commercial of all time is the M&M featuring LMFAO's "Sexy and I know it"...and i just discovered this video on YouTube courtesy of a fan....it's amaze balls! Good job girl.

Tuesday Giggles

My favorite comedian of all time is Lewis Black...his humor is dark and edgy...he shakes uncontrollably and he is always angry but i think he is extremely witty and very clever.

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Fat Tuesday giggles...

A while back, I made a traffic stop on an elderly woman.  As she looked for her driver's license, I noticed her conceal-carry permit.
"Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" i asked
"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box" she shaid.
"Do you have any other firearms?"
"A 9mm Glock in the center console."
"Is that all?"
"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted
I smiled. "What are you so afraid of?"
Looking me right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."

submitted by Patrick Irick from Washington, read by me in the March issue of Reader's Digest

Happy Fat Tuesday everyone!!!