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Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Modern Day Fairy Tale
Good morning! Our terrible weather woes continue. Rain, fog, mist, and humidity of course. It's starting to feel like I'm living in London.
This is my LOL moment
This is my LOL moment
Friday, May 11, 2012
Friday Giggles
My favorite app to read on the train to and from work would have to be FML. Sometimes i wonder if the things people write actually happened and if it did boy do i feel bad for them. But the following stories plain and simple made me LAUGH OUT LOUD
"Today, I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature.
-10/5/2009 APetsPet Florida, US
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A cop stops a drunk late at night and asks where he's going.
"I'm going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," slurs the drunk.
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at one in the morning?"
"My wife."
-as read by me in the Reader's Digest submitted by Alfred Mansoor from Santa Rosa, California
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A cop stops a drunk late at night and asks where he's going.
"I'm going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," slurs the drunk.
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at one in the morning?"
"My wife."
-as read by me in the Reader's Digest submitted by Alfred Mansoor from Santa Rosa, California
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Tuesday Giggles
My favorite comedian of all time is Lewis Black...his humor is dark and edgy...he shakes uncontrollably and he is always angry but i think he is extremely witty and very clever.
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Fat Tuesday giggles...
A while back, I made a traffic stop on an elderly woman. As she looked for her driver's license, I noticed her conceal-carry permit.
"Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" i asked
"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box" she shaid.
"Do you have any other firearms?"
"A 9mm Glock in the center console."
"Is that all?"
"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted
I smiled. "What are you so afraid of?"
Looking me right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."
"Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" i asked
"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box" she shaid.
"Do you have any other firearms?"
"A 9mm Glock in the center console."
"Is that all?"
"And a .38 Special in my purse," she admitted
I smiled. "What are you so afraid of?"
Looking me right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."
submitted by Patrick Irick from Washington, read by me in the March issue of Reader's Digest
Happy Fat Tuesday everyone!!!
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